Front Row: Patsy Cline (Singer), Albert Switzer (Doctor), Zippy (Music Industry Executive), Happy Jack (Exersice Guru), Johnie Eck (The Human Torso), 3 Midgets (Entertainers), Sonny & Cher (?), Winky Dinky Do (German Porn Star), George Jones (Icon), Elvis Costello (The Beloved Entertainer), Daisy (Dogg), Olivia Newton John (Pop Icon).
Second Row: John & Yoko (Peace nicks), The Residents Play the Beatles (Satire), Salvador Dali (Painter Extraordinary), Mother Treasa (Saint), Larry Flint (Sinner), Thich Nhat Hahn (Monk), Cornholio (Cash Cow), Johny Cash (The Man In Black), The Eye (Knows All), Don Knots (Policeman), Bob Crane (Swinger & Party Guy).
Third Row: Christina Applegate (Babe) , Rod Serling (Writer), Ann B. Davis (Alice), Alfred Hitchcock (Director), Gilli (Earth Momma), Daevid Allen (PHP), Johna Salk (Doctor), Ron Nasty (Musician), Barry Wom (Musician), Dirk McQuigley (Musician), Stig O'hara (Musician).
Fourth Row: Andre the Giant (Wrestler), Earl Gibbs (Entertainer), John Waters (Director), John Jones (Thug and Mass Murderer), Brak (Lost), Coco (Entertainer), Raven (Beloved Wife), Lene Lovitch (Singer), Dr Suess (Writer), Hairy Twins (Entertainers).
Fifth Row: Alex (Droogie), A Texas Playboy (Musician), White Tara (Deity), Oliver Douglas (Farmer), Lisa Douglas (Farmer's Wife), Clyde Haney (Traveling Salesman), Crackhead Bob (Stern-o-phenonia), Popeye Man (Entertainer), Mr/Mrs. (Entertainer), His Holiness the 14th Dalia Lama (Budha of Compasion), 7 Unidentified Life Forms (Party Crashers and intergalactic hybred-fussion combo).
Sixth Row: Pinhead (Entertainer), Carl (Local Legend), Sunburst Finish (Be Bop Deluxe), Tall Man (Entertainer), A 2nd Texas Playboy (Musician), Duke Ellington (Composer), Mike Haley (Religious Zealot and Anarcist), Sun Ra (Musician), The Tick (Super Hero), Jimmie Carter (Humanitarian), George Washington Carver (Inventor).
Not Pictured: You (not invited), your momma (Behind the barn), God (Taking the picture).
